Letter day

Dear Walmart,
Once again you confound me with your idiocy! Ever since I broke the carafe to my little coffee pot in our travel trailer I have scouted your aisles and the aisles of other stores looking for a replacement. Imagine my surprise when I found one last week. It was even the right brand, but a much more modern design than the ancient coffeemaker I have had since college and I was wondering if it would fit my machine when I noticed how incredibly overpriced it seemed at $13. As I was waffling back and forth on whether to buy it I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the entire coffeemaker of the same brand was just down the aisle for..........$15! WTF Walmart??

Sincerely,
Perplexed Again

Dear Imaginary Force That Lives in My Fireplace and Prevents Proper Drafting,
GO AWAY!!!!!!! I need my fireplace to actually contain a fire when it is cold. I am sick of starting a fire only to be smoked out and start coughing my head off. Then it gradually dies down until there is nothing but a slight glow.

Sin*cough*cere*cough*ly *cough* Yours *cough*,
Cold Weather Wussy

Dear Disney Pixar,
Thank you, thank you, thank you for making awesome children's movies that do not drive parents insane when we have to endure the eleventy-seventh viewing of the day. In our house we are currently enjoying Monsters Inc. and I do mean enjoying it.

Thankfully yours,
Pattie's Mommy

Dear Guardian Angels,
Thank you for alerting me just in time to look in my rearview mirror while backing out of my spot at Walmart. I would have been very unhappy if that other car (who totally was NOT moving when I started) had hit me!

Gratefully,
Fran